Today October 31, isn’t just Halloween, it’s also National Knock Knock Joke Day. Yes, there really is a day for that…

So in honor of the Day:

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yah

Settle down, cowboy!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell. That’s why I knocked.

Knock knock

Who’s there

My fell

My fell who?

My fell who Americans lend me your ears

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I had no idea you could yodel!.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yah

Yah who?

Sorry, I prefer Google.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Shh

Shh who?

Fine I’ll go then!

Yes, I know, and don’t worry, I’m keeping the day job…

$pend Wisely My Friends…

~ Mike